咱家的爸爸

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晚上爸爸打球回来，看到豆豆想亲亲，豆豆总是带搭不理的，爸爸很生气。

临睡前豆豆和妈妈聊天时，妈妈决定要树立一下爸爸的威信。

妈妈：You Daddy loves you very much and he is a very smart person. You should be kind to him。

豆豆：我怎么没觉得爸爸聪明呢?

妈妈：Oh' many people in my university think your Daddy is very smart and he is the vice president' a big leader。

豆豆：我怎么觉得妈妈聪明呢？

妈妈：That’s because you ‘re too young。

豆豆：人家的爸爸怎么长得那么好看，咱家的爸爸怎么长得那么难看？

妈妈：I don’t think you Daddy is ugly。

豆豆：人家的爸爸怎么都有头发，咱家的爸爸怎么没有头发？

妈妈：That’s because… he’s too busy。